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Oh What A Week!

This has been a pretty stressful week for a lot of people. I just keep telling myself that, thankfully, at least the rest of the year has gone smoothly. Wait, what??! Oh yeah, that's right, pretty much the whole year has been a tough one. Come on 2020, give us a break already!


So, let's do something fun instead of stressing over murder hornets or the like, ok? Let's tell some jokes. We had a blog post a while ago that talked about puns so I'm going to start out with a few just to get you in the mood:


How do Stop, Yield, and Merge talk to each other? They use sign language.


Today we ate a pizza on the roof of a pizza parlor. Why? you might ask? Because the manager said it was on the house.


It was such a beautiful wedding, even the cake was in tiers!


Had enough? OK, me too, how about some funny books that should be written:


Not Optional by Mandy Torry

Why I Hate the Sun by Gladys Knight

The Paper Route by Avery Daye

Playing with Firecrackers by Huell B. Sari


You've probably heard that laughter is the best medicine and it's actually true that laughing helps lighten your mood and lift your spirits. A good belly laugh is the way to break a funk, that's for sure. So, yes these are groaners, but I'm going to subject you to even more jokes anyway:


When does a joke turn into a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.


I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. Then I turned myself around.


What is a pirates favorite letter? You probably think "RRRR" but you'd be wrong, it's the 'C'.


What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.


Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.


I finally figured out what's wrong with my brain. On the left side nothing is right and on the right side there's nothing left.


Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. They bug me in ways I can't put into words.


How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.



And finally:


Yesterday I saw a man spill his Scrabble letters all over the road. So I asked, "What's the word on the street?"


If you have any groaners you'd like to share, we'd love to hear them!


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